Dear bat-shit insane neighbor,

I’m too tired to be snarky and passive aggressive. DON’T FUCKING WAKE ME UP AT 4FUCKING30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WITH YOUR PATHETIC CRYING.

Stop fucking slamming your door hard enough to shake my bed. Stop SCREAMING into your phone. And guess what, sweetie. If your best friend just got arrested for spying on women in changing rooms? Yeah. Maybe it’s time to invest in a new best friend.

And yes. He’s going to jail. Yes. It will ruin his life. Yes. It’s typically difficult for convicted felons to find a job after getting out of jail. Especially if you’re a sex offender. All those things are true. BUT SCREAMING THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOESN’T MAKE THEM MORE TRUE IT JUST HURTS MY BRAIN.

Also, fuck you for fucking victim blaming. Your friend got arrested for fucking trying to stealthily stick his iphone camera under the dressing room door while girls were changing. He is clearly a fucking creep. The girls are not at fault in anyway and it’s not a ‘stupid little thing they shouldn’t have cared about.’ So fuck you.

Fuck you once more,
Your exhausted, pissed off neighbor

Dear coke- and/or meth-head neighbor.

I understand this shit about eight balls is upsetting and you’ve been very manic the past few nights. Your mother is a cunt and your brother just needs to shut up, according to your shouting. I get it. You’re angry. Or maybe just high. BUT KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YO CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE. I have a staff meeting tomorrow morning and I fucking need my beauty sleep.

I’d go knock on your door and ask you to stop yelling but I’m scared I’ll get shanked. That’s not a very neighborly thing to do.

Best,
Your neighbor in 3F

siricerasi:

indigoisfake:

siricerasi replied to your post: I shouldn’t go on certain tags after new episodes…

I know the feeling, but I tell myself that they CAN’T make a successful show based ONLY on the books. I find it much more enjoyable when I don’t get upset about things and just enjoy the storytelling ;)

Yay! A sympathizer! Lol. It’s actually not the changes they make that bug me. I agree with you 100%. Some things that work spectacularly on the page (ex: the prophecies/visions in the House of the Undying) just won’t work in visual media so things need to be changed. I like that there are surprises for me.

My issue, and the one I feel bad about it, is that it makes me feel weird to suddenly have this little book series (that I was literally throwing at everyone I knew when I was in high school and telling them to read it) become the biggest tv show ever. It’s a fucking weird mix of absolute joy because I love when people share my loves. But it’s also a weird possessiveness that makes me feel itchy and weird when I see people posting theories that are wrong and getting facts wrong. It feels sacrilegious.

Bottomline: I know that my feelings are petty which is why I usually sit in a corner and keep to myself because I don’t want to be that person. It’s a weird sort of tug-o-war inside me.

Oh man I TOTALLY get that. I’m not that way about GoT (I only read the books after watching s1) but I’m totally possessive like that ;) IT’S MY BABY I’VE LOVED IT FOREVER STAY AWAY (but really I’m so glad it’s doing well) BUT STAY AWAY IT’S MINE.

YUP. 100% accurate. Hammer meet nail. Etc. AND FEELING THAT WAY MAKES ME FEEL SO GUILTY AND SELFISH. Because ASoIaF is such an amazing series and everyone should read it.

I shouldn’t go on certain tags after new episodes air. I want to flit around and be the correction fairy. So many misinformed posts… But I don’t want to be that person. The one that’s an asshole because they read the books years before the show was even a twinkle in HBO’s eye. 

But I’m totally that person and it takes all my self-control to keep that part of me locked down. UGH. I wish I had more people who have read all the books to talk to about the show. If you are one of those people PLEASE COME TALK TO ME.

j-o-u-e-r asked: Your blog is just... So INDIVIDUAL and amazing... <3

Awwww! Thanks!

Cogman on Gendry’s line in S3E5

wicnet:

“I’ll clear this up right now. Gendry’s “my lady” line is about their class difference.

That’s it!

Glad so many of you enjoyed the episode.

Best,
B”

(x)

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

Jeebus. I ship the hell out of Arya/Gendry and I have since I first read the books nearly a decade ago. But I was blown away that people seemed to forgot the whole calling her m’lady thing when he first found out she was a girl and noble to boot. And on top of that, ‘my lady’ wouldn’t even make sense in that sentence. ‘You would not be family to me. You would be romantically attached/married to me which is basically family.’